Wednesday, January 28, 2009

You know that you are too old..

for college when you start thinking things like this. 

1. You want to scold the person in class behind you for talking while the professor is.  Not because it is bothering you, but because it is rude. 

2. That girl, with the lace finger tip gloves does not know that Madonna made them popular in the 1980's because she was not born yet. 

3. You feel the urge to yank the pants of the boy walking down the sidewalk in front of you because they rest around the bottom of his butt. 

4. You then wonder if he has to do anything when he uses the restroom because his pants are so low. 

5.  When you have to cover up the gray hair to camouflage how old you actually are. 

6. You don't care that you are not in style.  (Back in the day it was black "sorority girl pants" now it is Uggs

7. When your professor asks you for the third time when you are moving to Athens.

8. When you park in a parking garage and use escalators to avoid walking outside uphill both ways in the snow.

Okay, that is all I can think of for now.  

In other news the flu arrived this week like a brick wall.  Libby was sick, now Mike is.  I am hoping that I have been exposed to it so much that my tiredness and mild aches are going to be the worst of it for me.  

In the mean time I am going to enjoy the rest of the snow day, and suck up to my hubby, because I am a bad wife. 

2 comments:

Beth's Blog said...

Oh Wendy, I can't imagine going to Athens, it sounds like you are being pretty lighthearted about it though! I'm planning on finishing my degree on line.

Wendy said...

I wish I could finish online. Most BSed you can not though. I will be down there this spring and fall, and then I will finally be done. The whole set up is a disater... the thing that sucks the most is tuition is double what it was up here.